Wait, I made a blog?

sunny-rants:

2023 out here beating the “cinema is dead” allegations with pure camp

twilight-blaze:

bananonbinary:

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

• saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
  
• saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
  

• saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control

havingrevelations:

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

nyanoraptor:

i ate so much fucking shit on the 4th of july, i said i wouldn’t, but then i did and i totally fucked up my diet and now i’m paying for it by working out in the hundred fucking degree weather

bogwitchlesbian:

teathattast:

goodnightguys:

supermodelcats:

me when im in an Area

That’s a guy alright

Does he come with the house?

newtsfrogstoads:

newtsfrogstoads:

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it’s not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It’s like I’m at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I’m like ah okay so I’m clearly overthinking this

This restaurant is absolute chaos and I’m giving it 5 stars

pastacrylic:

pastacrylic:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

ahno-nimus:

ahno-nimus:

ahno-nimus:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don’t. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that’s pretty fucked up.

Weakling. You will not survive the winter.

whetstonefires:

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, ‘this is what Batman villain The Penguin’s dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.’

princessmo:

you think being sold to one direction is tough? my mom sold me to RUSH and neil added me to his drum kit

ponku-po:

Sweet Victory - TheBatFang

dyst-blogs:

dyst-blogs:

dyst-blogs:

dyst-blogs:

new gender idea: guy who is super masculine and uses he/him pronouns, but every time someone acknowledges his gender or asks about it he switches to feminine presentation and she/her pronouns and refuses to acknowledge the change

sorry. *girl who is super feminine and uses she/her but everytime someone asks she switches to masc and he/him and refuses to acknowledge the change

sorry. *guy who is su-

hey. stop being funnier than me

chaosnightmare:

gamwthnzwhmou:

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

scribblecate:

scribblecate:

Everybody sings little songs to their pets about how cute they are but my dog can’t hear shit I just be singing booming dwarven chants right in her face and she’s so happy about it

I forgot that the cat can hear shit

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